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...ives? Duh. Because they’re still useful. Very useful. I needed a knife the other day to cut through a length of string my cat had used to uglify the leg of my couch. He’d wound it round so tightly there was no way I could free it with my hands, and—because I don’t yet have a pocket knife—I had to get down on my hands and knees and suffer the indignity of hacking away at the thread with one of those cheap, flimsy steak knives every kitchen drawer...

...couch or defecated inches away from your face while you slept, resist the temptation to garrot them with yo-yo string or drown them in the toilet or pitch them out the car window in a neighboring suburb. Pets aren’t just for quarantine—they’re for life. First up: they reopened some of Sydney’s beaches! You can go swimming and surfing at Coogee, Maroubra and Clovelly beaches, but you can’t sunbathe just yet, which is sensi...

...l Theatre in her home country of Iceland. Shot over two nights, the bare-footed pixie is joined by an Icelandic string octet and musician and producer Mark Bell behind the decks. Wearing a simple white outfit and face paint on her forehead, Bjork dazzles as she dances across the stage with the innocence of a child, performing the likes of ‘Hyperballad’, ‘Hunter’ and personal favourite ‘Joga’. This is a career-d...

...5 percent water and, if the pisser is in good health, the piss-stream is sterile and safe to drink in the short term. In the long term, however, it’s not the best idea to drink your piss, because a pint of even the healthiest piss (say, Dwayne ‘The Rock’ Johnson’s) contains a diverse and wondrous collection of waste, including nitrogen, potassium, and calcium—elements that are not good for you in large, piss-bound quantiti...

...rkness and impending doom that emanates from the simple guitar plucks, with tension quickly escalating when the string section enters.   ‘It had a different gravitas than what he had been doing previously,’ Harry Howard notes. ‘Some of the songs were These Immortal Souls songs and others definitely weren’t. I think because it was a solo record, he approached it so differently arrangement-wise and it just sounded completely diffe...